There should be a special prison just for (tell you what I'll let you fill in the blank) __________.

People drive me crazy sometimes.
I live in a city that contains a rather high percentage of rich jerks and stuck up snobs. (most of them are Democrats... but that is a different issue and a different story all together. And no I'm not Republican either so don't go bashing on me.)

Anyhow I'm standing in line at Kroger waiting to get some lunch meat and I'm in a hurry. But who isn't right? I need to get out of the store quick though because the sun is setting fast and my ride home (golfcart... One of the most used methods of transportation here) has lost the functionality of it's headlights and I have a 2 mile ride home.
Switch for lights lost connection to the main wires on the way to Kroger. Hit a bump and they just went out. The cart path goes through the woods with no lights for quite a distance and i'm nervous about getting home.

Dude in front of me is obviously some rich _____, probably a Delta pilot by the way he was talking. "Lets see my trip is 3 days so I need 3 sandwiches. I'll take 3 slices of that honey smoked ham. Slice it really thin now." Lady slices it and he gets all nit-picky about how it wasn't thin enough so she has to throw it away and do it again. Then "and i'll need 3 slices of that cheese there, no,no I'd like the swiss". Then I said "before you put the Ham up could you cut me roughly a pound of that? Same thickness is fine." He gets all up in my face right there and a rude as you could possibly imagine tells me that he was first and I need to wait." "Well she already has the Ham out." She starts cutting the ham for me and this ______ says "Excuse me I need my cheese please." Should have been nice. He said 'excuse me' right? One of the rudest tones I have ever heard.

Any how I didn't get my Ham or any of my groceries. (I just *had* to go and talk some sense into this guy... Couldn't let it go) I got kicked out by the manager. He got his cheese with his wine. And I got to drive home in the dark.

Now on my ride home I met some more of these ______...
(I'll save this story for another time)